Now that I'm firmly ensconced within the fold, the missionaries don't come a-callin' quite as often as they used to, but they stay in touch. So I have a little scratchpad where I occasionally scribble down questions I have about the finer details of Mormon life that I'm not yet quite clear about. Most of these questions are good-faith, I-really-want-to-now queries, but I will admit that sometimes I include a question that's more a matter of mischief-making. You know, like, "Bwahahahahaha, let's see what the missionaries can do with THIS!"
Well, they're stopping by tonight, and I have one question of each type for them. See if you can guess which is which:
1. Does reading the Ensign count as part of "daily scripture study"?
2. Why do we go to all the trouble of trying to convert living people to the faith -- given all the hassle and expense -- when we can just wait for them to die and then do their temple work for them?
Anyway, I'm sure we'll have a good visit, we always do. Salt of the earth, thems is.
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